I have actually been through a few places where this may not be that far fetched....However, those spots shall remain nameless to protect the innocent...I thought it was pretty funny though and figured I would share it with everybody.
"Many years ago when I was 23, I got married to a widow. This widow had a grown up daughter. My father fell in love with her, and soon they got married. This made my Dad my son-in-law and changed my very life. My daughter was my mother too because she was my father's wife! After a few years I became father of a baby boy complicating the matter further. My son became the brother-in-law of my father!"